We have documented proof of just how smart you all are... you support plenty of more ridiculous causes!
Blue tarps are clearly the best choice as they best filter out the blue photons which release the blue water molecules from glacial ice.
Children are especially good at glarping, what with their clever little fingers and lack of common sense... but we do NOT condone child labor for this task - let them continue making shoes for famous footwear companies.
Please do not contact us. Buy a tarp and do not go out an put it on a glacier - glaciers are dangerous, people-eating places which should not be trod upon lightly.
Monday - Friday: By Appointment Only
Saturday - Sunday: Closed for Glarping